Flower Laboratory
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A Chemist’s Take on Cannabis

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⚗️ Est. in the Lab · Small-Batch Exotic
FlowerLaboratory

A chemist’s take on cannabis. Lab-grade exotic indoor, grown and cured with a scientist’s precision.

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The Flower Laboratory Line · sealed · lab-tested · in dispensaries
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Lab-Grade Genetics

Hand-selected exotic cultivars, phenohunted for potency and flavor.

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Small-Batch

Grown in controlled runs — never rushed, never mass-produced.

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Quality Checked

Every batch inspected for density, nose, and a clean, proper cure.

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Distro-Ready

Wholesale by the pound, packed and ready to move.

🧪 Specimen Menu

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📲 How to Order

DM us on Telegram to browse and place orders. Fast lab response.

📍 Pickup

Area pickup only. Location shared after order confirmation via Telegram.

⏰ Hours

Mon–Sun: 10am – 10pm

✅ Legal

Licensed cannabis. Adults 21+ only. No transactions on this site.

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🔐 Admin Access

⚗️ Flower Laboratory Admin

🔥 Firebase Status

Firebase config is hardcoded in the HTML file — this is what makes every device see the same data. To set up a new client or update credentials:

  1. Open flower-laboratory.html in a text editor (Notepad, Notes app, etc.)
  2. Find the FIREBASE_CONFIG block near the top of the script
  3. Paste in your apiKey, databaseURL, projectId, and appId
  4. Save the file and re-upload to Netlify
  5. Every device that opens the site will now connect to Firebase automatically

⚙️ Site Settings

📖 How to set up Cloudinary for phone uploads
  1. Go to cloudinary.com and create a free account
  2. Copy your Cloud Name from the dashboard
  3. Go to Settings → Upload → Upload Presets → Add upload preset
  4. Set Signing Mode to Unsigned → save → copy the preset name
  5. Paste both values above and hit Save Settings

💰 Pricing Formula

All tiers auto-calculate from each product's 1 lb price.

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🌿 Exotic Indoor Products

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🧪 Batch Details

Uses the 1 lb price to generate THC, terps, dates, lot, and notes. You can edit anything before saving.

📸 Media — Images & Videos

Set up Cloudinary in Settings for full-quality phone uploads
YouTube links stream at full quality with no storage limits.